Top ten reasons why sharia will never succeed in the West
- Would you be willing to tell Miss Piggy she’s unclean?
- What would we do with all the one handed politicians?
- The Budweiser Chameleon. So you think The Birds were nasty?
- We’ve only got virgins for Martyr’s age 8 and under.
- It’s impolite here to throw rocks when someone asks to get stoned.
- Pancakes and a side of camel fat just doesn’t have that ring to it.
- It won’t help crime because toilet paper works in either hand.
- Ham and cheese sandwiches beat goats milk for lunch hands down.
- Bob Evans would sue for loss of livelihood.
- Playboy Magazine just wouldn’t be the same with Burqah gatefolds.
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